Friends Ki Photos Par Comment क्यों Important है?
आपका best friend Instagram पर photo डालता है। आप scroll कर रहे हो। Photo देखी।
अब क्या?
Option 1: Like मारो और scroll करो (boring!)
Option 2: Generic comment करो – “Nice pic 🔥” (everyone does this)
Option 3: Epic funny comment करो जो:
- Friend को हँसाए 😂
- दूसरे लोगों को भी entertain करे
- आपकी bond showcase करे
- Memorable हो
यही है real friendship का proof।
Instagram comment section = battleground है जहाँ:
- Savage friends roast करते हैं
- Creative comments viral होते हैं
- Inside jokes share होते हैं
- Bonds strong होते हैं
इस Funny Comments on Friends Pic on Instagram ultimate guide में आपको मिलेंगे:
✅ 1000+ Funny Comments (copy-paste ready)
✅ 10+ Categories (Savage, Cute, Roast, One-word, Hindi, English)
✅ For Boys (bro-code comments)
✅ For Girls (bestie comments)
✅ For BFFs (mixed group)
✅ One-Word Comments (quick reactions)
✅ Short Comments (crisp & funny)
✅ Hindi Comments (desi vibes)
✅ Situation-Specific (different photo types)
✅ Do’s & Don’ts (avoid mistakes)
चलिए शुरू करते हैं।

One-Word Funny Comments (Quick & Impactful)
For Any Friend (Universal)
Comment #1-20:
- Slay! 👑
- Iconic! 🔥
- Stunning! 😍
- Legend! 💯
- Boss! 😎
- Queen! 👸
- King! 🤴
- Fire! 🔥
- Lit! 💥
- Wow! 😱
- Blessed! 🙏
- Goals! 🎯
- Vibes! ✨
- Mood! 😌
- Fierce! 💪
- Savage! 😤
- Dope! 🎨
- Epic! 🚀
- Magic! ✨
- Perfect! 💎
Sarcastic One-Word
Comment #21-40:
21. Photoshop? 🤔
22. Filter? 📱
23. Who? 🙄
24. Sure! 😏
25. Okay! 👀
26. Really? 🤨
27. Totally! 😂
28. Obviously! 🙃
29. Definitely! 😅
30. Absolutely! 🤭
31. Finally! 🎉
32. Anyway! 🤷
33. Whatever! 😒
34. Seriously? 🙈
35. Impossible! 🤯
36. Unbelievable! 😳
37. Surprisingly! 😲
38. Suddenly! 🤪
39. Oops! 🙊
40. Uff! 😍
Short Funny Comments on Friends Pic on Instagram (2-5 Words)
For Boys (Bro Code)
Comment #41-60:
41. Bro got drip! 💧
42. Looking expensive! 💰
43. Who dis? 👀
44. New phone? 📸
45. Borrowed clothes? 👕
46. Mom’s camera! 📷
47. Instagram vs Reality 😂
48. Angle game strong! 📐
49. Expectation vs Reality 🤡
50. Filter = 99% 🤖
51. Sigma male energy! 💪
52. Main character vibes! 🎬
53. Netflix protagonist! 🎥
54. Hero entry! 🦸
55. Bollywood audition? 🎭
56. Modeling career when? 📸
57. Zara ad vibes! 🛍️
58. Looking rich suddenly! 💵
59. Gym finally working? 💪
60. Barber deserves credit! ✂️
For Girls (Bestie Mode)
Comment #61-80:
61. Ate and left! 😍
62. No crumbs! 💅
63. Serving looks! 👗
64. Main character energy! ✨
65. Model off duty! 📸
66. Runway ready! 💃
67. Magazine cover! 📰
68. Outfit credits? 👗
69. Makeup tutorial when? 💄
70. Hair goals! 💇
71. Glow up! ✨
72. Influencer vibes! 📱
73. Pinterest worthy! 📌
74. Aesthetic queen! 🎨
75. Cottagecore princess! 🌸
76. That Girl energy! 💪
77. Dream girl! 💭
78. Vision board material! 📋
79. Living my dream! 🦋
80. Can’t relate! 😭
Savage/Roast Comments (For Close Friends Only!)
Light Roasting
Comment #81-100:
81. Mom ko thanks bolo, genes kam phone zyada kam kiya 📱
82. Filter ka naam bata, main bhi download karunga 🤔
83. Ye kon hai? Aur mere friend ka phone kisne churaya? 🕵️
84. Real ID se aao 😂
85. Photoshop tutorial link bhejo 🎨
86. NASA se edit kiya kya? 🛸
87. 90% lighting, 10% you 💡
88. Angle badlo, dost wahi hain 📐
89. Camera quality or you? Can’t decide 📸
90. Finally found your angle! 📏
91. Itna to mere passport photo mein bhi nahi aata 🤣
92. Editing app ka naam batao, dost 💻
93. Ye filter konsa hai? Asking for myself 🎭
94. Behind the scenes video bhi daal 🎬
95. Instagram vs reality ka best example 🤡
96. 1000 photos mein se ye select kiya? 😅
97. Photographer ko tag kar 📷
98. Camera angle = Hero 🦸
99. Reality check kab? ⏰
100. Mirror se zyada filter pe bharosa 🪞
Hardcore Roasting (Best Friends Only)
Comment #101-120:
101. Ye wala angle permanently use kar, baaki mein pehchaan nahi aati 😂
102. Filter off karde confidence on 💪
103. Looking good! Wait… who’s this? 🤔
104. Bhai tune to editing industry ko employ kar diya 💼
105. Ye photo hai ya imagination? 🎨
106. Reality mein mil, darr lag raha hai 👻
107. 99% phone 1% you 📱
108. Beauty mode: Maximum 🤖
109. Filter: Working overtime ⚙️
110. Ye kaunsi movie ka scene hai? 🎬
111. CGI character lag rahe ho 🎮
112. Metaverse mein shift ho gaye kya? 🌐
113. Deep fake technology test kar rahe ho? 🤯
114. Ye reality mein possible hai? 🧐
115. Expectations se reality door rakhna 😂
116. Tag the filter company, they deserve credits 🏷️
117. Is this your twin? 👯
118. Catfish level: Expert 🎣
119. Disclaimer: Actual product may differ 📦
120. Terms & conditions apply* 📜
Hindi Funny Comments (Desi Vibes)
Classic Hindi Comments
Comment #121-150:
121. Bhai bhai bhai! 🔥
122. Kya baat hai! 💯
123. Ghazab! 😍
124. Kamaal! 👏
125. Zabardast! 💪
126. Lajawab! 🎯
127. Khatarnak! 😎
128. Dhasu! 💥
129. Mast! ✨
130. Badhiya! 👍
131. Ekdum jhakaas! 🎉
132. Full to mazaa! 😄
133. Alag level! 🚀
134. Bohot hard! 💎
135. Gazab ka photo! 📸
136. Ye to kamaal ho gaya! 🌟
137. Dil jeet liya! ❤️
138. Aankhen band kar li photo dekh kar! 😵
139. Dhoom macha di! 🎊
140. Tauba tauba! 😍
141. Hayee garmi! 🔥
142. Kya scene hai! 🎬
143. Full on swag! 😎
144. Dhamakedar entry! 💥
145. Pura paisa vasool! 💰
146. Mazaa aa gaya! 🎪
147. Kadak photo! 💪
148. Jhakaas lag rahe ho! ✨
149. Ekdum patakha! 🎆
150. Full to mast! 🎉
Hindi Roasting Comments
Comment #151-170:
151. Bhai filter ka bill kitna aaya? 💸
152. Asal mein mil, verification zaroori hai 🔍
153. Ye editing sikhao yaar! 🎓
154. Filter bina ki photo bhi daal do confidence ke liye 😂
155. Kya angle dhoonda hai! Geography ka paper clear kar diya 📐
156. Phone camera ki quality hai ya teri aukat? 📱
157. 100 photos mein se 1 select kiya na? 💯
158. Ye camera konsa hai? Main bhi lena chahta hoon 📸
159. Filter company ko thanks bol de 🙏
160. Real ID se aa, duplicate ID band kar 🚫
161. Bhai make-up artist ka number de 💄
162. Lighting ne sab sambhal liya 💡
163. Angle ka PhD ho gaya tumhara 🎓
164. Morning 10AM vs Night 2AM ka difference 🌞🌙
165. Instagram version vs WhatsApp DP version 😂
166. Front camera vs back camera ka gap 📱
167. Studio mein baith ke photo? 🎬
168. Green screen pe shoot kiya kya? 🎥
169. Face app ka annual subscription le liya? 📲
170. Bhai tu hai ki koi aur? Confuse ho gaya! 🤔
For Girls – Best Friend Comments
Cute & Supportive
Comment #171-200:
171. Prettiest! 😍
172. Gorgeous as always! 💖
173. How are you so perfect? 🥺
174. Teach me your ways! 💅
175. Can I be you? 🦋
176. Obsessed! 💕
177. My beautiful bestie! 👯
178. Stunner! ⭐
179. Princess vibes! 👸
180. Queen behavior! 👑
181. Living for this! 💗
182. Can’t stop staring! 😍
183. Marry me? 💍
184. My wife! ❤️
185. Stole my heart! 💘
186. Breathtaking! 😘
187. Dream girl! 🌙
188. Fairy tale! 🧚
189. Angel on earth! 😇
190. Goddess! 🌟
191. Slaying! 🔥
192. Iconic! 💎
193. Legendary! 🏆
194. Unreal! ✨
195. Magical! 🪄
196. Ethereal! 🌸
197. Radiant! 🌞
198. Flawless! 💯
199. Perfection! 🎀
200. Chef’s kiss! 👌
Funny Bestie Comments
Comment #201-230:
201. Sharing is caring! Send outfit details! 👗
202. What’s your skincare routine? Asking for me! 💆
203. This is why I have trust issues! 😭
204. Stop being so perfect, it’s annoying! 😤
205. How dare you look this good? 🙄
206. Excuse me, who gave you permission? 😏
207. I’m jealous and I’m not hiding it! 💔
208. This should be illegal! 🚨
209. Warning: Too hot! 🔥
210. You’re making me look bad! 😂
211. Delete this, you’re making rest of us look average! 🗑️
212. I hate you (but I love you)! 💕
213. Save some pretty for the rest of us! 🙃
214. This is unfair! 😭
215. You’re doing too much! 😅
216. Calm down sis! 🤚
217. Leave some for others! 🍰
218. Show-off! (proud though) 💪
219. My bestie is the main character! 🎬
220. That’s MY best friend! 👯
221. Told y’all she’s the prettiest! 📢
222. This is the friend I was flexing about! 💅
223. Yeah, that’s my bestie! Deal with it! 😎
224. POV: Your friend is prettier than you! 📸
225. Normalize having hot friends! 🔥
226. Best decision: Being friends with you! 🤝
227. Proud best friend moment! 🏅
228. That’s my girl! 💪
229. Living vicariously through you! 🦋
230. You’re the reason for my high standards! 📈
For Boys – Bro Code Comments
Supportive Bro Comments
Comment #231-260:
231. My man! 🤜🤛
232. That’s my boy! 💪
233. Bro looking fire! 🔥
234. King behavior! 👑
235. Proud of you bro! 🏆
236. My brother from another mother! 🤝
237. Respect! 🙏
238. Bro got style! 😎
239. That’s the guy I know! 💯
240. Main character energy! 🎬
241. Hero entry! 🦸
242. Looking rich bro! 💰
243. CEO vibes! 👔
244. Sigma male! 💎
245. Legend! 🌟
246. Icon! ⭐
247. Role model! 📚
248. Inspiration! 💡
249. Champ! 🥇
250. Boss! 😤
251. My G! 🤙
252. Real one! 💯
253. That’s facts! ✅
254. No cap! 🧢
255. Sheesh! 😱
256. Ayo! 👀
257. Yessir! 🎯
258. W bro! 🏆
259. Based! 💪
260. Gigachad! 🗿
Funny Bro Roasts
Comment #261-290:
291. Bro thinks he’s the main character 😂
292. Netflix adaptation of yourself! 🎬
293. LinkedIn photo vs reality! 💼
294. Bumble profile vs real life! 📱
295. 99% confidence, 1% reality! 💯
296. Photographer ne mehnat ki hai! 📸
297. Isko angle kehte hain! 📐
298. Camera quality or filter quality? 🤔
299. Download link de filter ka! 📲
300. Face tune kar ke tune kya kar diya! 😂
301. Before gym vs after gym (but photoshopped)! 💪
302. Rich kid aesthetic on middle-class budget! 💸
303. Zara model wannabe! 🛍️
304. Dating app photo vs first date! 💑
305. Mom said we have model at home! 🏠
306. Expectations: This photo | Reality: Us! 📊
307. 1% talent, 99% lighting! 💡
308. Pose master degree! 🎓
309. Influencer cosplay! 🎭
310. Main character syndrome! 🤒
Situation-Specific Funny Comments
For Selfies
Comment #311-330:
311. Front camera working overtime! 📱
312. Phone camera: crying 😭
313. Your phone’s favorite subject! 📸
314. Daily selfie check! ✅
315. Narcissist mode: ON 🤳
316. Mirror, mirror on the wall! 🪞
317. 276th selfie today? 🤔
318. Professional selfie-taker! 🎓
319. Selfie game strong! 💪
320. This angle again? 📐
321. Saved in “Best angle” folder! 📁
322. Found your good side finally! 😂
323. Selfie stick ka paisa vasool! 💰
324. Front camera has seen things! 👀
325. Selfie expert level: 99 🎮
326. Apple camera technology at work! 🍎
327. Selfie addiction is real! 💉
328. Gallery: 90% selfies! 📊
329. Me, myself and I! 🎭
330. Selfie mode: Always ON! 🔛
For Group Photos
Comment #331-350:
331. Squad goals! 👯♀️
332. Main character surrounded by NPCs! 🎮
333. Guess the main character! 🤔
334. One of these is not like the others! 😂
335. Spot the difference! 🔍
336. Where’s Waldo? But make it friends! 🕵️
337. The Avengers! 🦸
338. The council will decide your fate! 👥
339. POV: Third-wheeling! 🚲
340. Group project energy! 📚
341. Only one person is photogenic! 🤭
342. Someone is the camera person’s favorite! 📸
343. Photographer had a favorite clearly! 💖
344. Main character + background characters! 🎬
345. Disney movie + sidekicks! 🏰
346. One Direction (but make it friends)! 🎵
347. The pretty one + the funny ones! 😂
348. Quality over quantity? Nah! 💯
349. When your friends agree to be in YOUR photo! 🙃
350. Friendship goals or forced photo? 🤷
For Travel Photos
Comment #351-370:
351. Living my dream through your photos! 🗺️
352. Take me with you next time! ✈️
353. Rich friend vibes! 💰
354. Sponsorship kaha se mila? 💳
355. Travel influencer incoming! 📱
356. Location > Face 😂
357. Pehle location tag, phir face dekhenge! 📍
358. Budget? What budget? 💸
359. Trust fund kid spotted! 🕵️
360. Sugar daddy/mommy ne bheja? 🍬
361. Lottery jeeti kya? 🎰
362. Apna ghar bech diya trip ke liye? 🏠
363. EMI pe trip? 💳
364. Kidney bech di trip ke liye! 😂
365. Meanwhile me at home: 🏠🛋️
366. Can’t relate! 😭
367. Different tax brackets! 💰
368. Ameer log! 🤑
369. Save some travel for us too! 🌍
370. Google Earth pe hi dekh lunga! 🗺️
For Workout Photos
Comment #371-390:
391. Gym ka monthly subscription finally justified! 💪
392. Protein shake working! 🥤
393. Photoshop ka gym membership? 💻
394. Before vs Before (with good angle)! 📐
395. Gym selfie mandatory law! 📸
396. Steroids or hardwork? Asking for friend! 💉
397. Gym ka pehla din? 🏋️
398. Body transformation: Filter edition! 🎨
399. 1% gym, 99% posing! 📊
400. Muscles temporary, photos permanent! 🦾
401. Lighting + pump = This photo! 💡
402. Pre-workout photo or post-editing? 🤔
403. Gym influencer wannabe! 💪
404. Natural bodybuilder* (*terms apply) 📝
405. Just gym things! 🏃
406. Fit-fluencer loading! ⏳
407. Gym mirror vs reality! 🪞
408. Arm day everyday! 💪
409. Skipped leg day? Again? 🦵
410. Gym bros unite! 🤝
Creative & Trending Comments
Pop Culture References
Comment #411-430:
411. Main character energy! 🎬
412. Anime protagonist! ⚔️
413. Netflix series ka lead! 📺
414. Bollywood debut when? 🎥
415. Disney princess! 👸
416. Marvel superhero! 🦸
417. K-drama lead! 💕
418. Wattpad character come to life! 📖
419. Pinterest board manifested! 📌
420. Instagram vs reality? Can’t tell! 🤳
421. Living in simulation! 🎮
422. Metaverse citizen! 🌐
423. AI generated human! 🤖
424. Character from The Sims! 🎮
425. NPC upgraded to protagonist! 👾
426. Rizz level: Maximum! 😎
427. Caught in 4K! 📹
428. POV: Main character syndrome! 🎭
429. That wasn’t very demure! 💅
430. Very mindful, very cutesy! ✨
Meme Format Comments
Comment #431-450:
431. Sir, this is a Wendy’s! 🍔
432. And I took that personally! 😤
433. I see this as an absolute win! 🏆
434. Task failed successfully! ✅
435. Wait, that’s illegal! 🚨
436. Suffering from success! 💯
437. Is this allowed? 🤔
438. Someone stop them! 🛑
439. This is fine! 🔥☕
440. Not you outdoing yourself again! 😮
441. Sir/Ma’am, please calm down! 🤚
442. We get it, you’re hot! 🔥
443. Leave some confidence for us! 😂
444. You didn’t have to go this hard! 💪
445. The audacity! 😤
446. How dare you! 😡
447. Not the [insert detail]! 🎯
448. I’m obsessed! Send help! 🆘
449. No thoughts, just wow! 🤯
450. Brain stopped working! 🧠
Do’s and Don’ts
✅ DO’s:
1. Know Your Audience
- Close friend = roasting allowed
- Acquaintance = keep it light
- Crush = be careful with jokes
2. Read the Room
- Serious photo = respectful comment
- Funny photo = match the energy
- Achievement photo = congratulate
3. Be Original
- Copy-paste = boring
- Personalize = memorable
- Inside jokes = best
4. Keep it Light
- Funny > mean
- Sarcastic > insulting
- Playful > hurtful
5. Timing Matters
- Comment early = more visibility
- Late comment = add value
- Don’t spam = quality over quantity
❌ DON’Ts:
1. Don’t Cross Lines
- ❌ Body shaming
- ❌ Personal attacks
- ❌ Offensive jokes
- ❌ Sensitive topics
2. Avoid Generic Comments
- ❌ “Nice pic”
- ❌ “Looking good”
- ❌ “🔥🔥🔥”
- ❌ Basic emojis only
3. Don’t Be Creepy
- ❌ Overly flirty (if not appropriate)
- ❌ Weird compliments
- ❌ Uncomfortable jokes
- ❌ Stalker vibes
4. Read Context
- ❌ Funny comment on sad post
- ❌ Roast on achievement
- ❌ Sarcasm when inappropriate
5. Privacy Matters
- ❌ Sharing personal info
- ❌ Inside drama publicly
- ❌ Embarrassing secrets
- ❌ Private conversations
FAQ for Funny Comments on Friends Pic on Instagram
Q1: What are the best one-word funny comments?
A: Top 10:
- Photoshop? 🤔
- Filter? 📱
- Who? 🙄
- Finally! 🎉
- Sure! 😏
- Really? 🤨
- Obviously! 🙃
- Slay! 👑
- Iconic! 🔥
- Legend! 💯
Q2: Funny comments for girl best friend?
A: Best options:
- “Delete this, you’re making me look average!”
- “I hate you (but I love you)!”
- “Can I be you?”
- “That’s MY best friend! 👯”
- “Told y’all she’s the prettiest!”
Q3: Funny comments for boy best friend?
A: Bro code:
- “Bro thinks he’s the main character 😂”
- “Filter ka bill kitna aaya? 💸”
- “That’s my boy! 💪”
- “LinkedIn photo vs reality!”
- “Photographer ne mehnat ki hai!”
Q4: Short funny comments in Hindi?
A: Top Hindi:
- “Bhai filter ka bill kitna aaya? 💸”
- “Asal mein mil, verification zaroori hai 🔍”
- “Kya angle dhoonda hai! 📐”
- “Ghazab! 😍”
- “Full to mast! 🎉”
Q5: When should I avoid funny comments?
A: Avoid when:
- Achievement posts (be supportive)
- Sad/emotional posts
- Professional photos
- Family photos
- Sensitive occasions
Q6: How to make comments more personal?
A: Tips:
- Use inside jokes
- Reference shared memories
- Tag other common friends
- Use their nickname
- Mention specific details from photo
Q7: Best emojis for funny comments?
A: Top emojis:
😂🤣💀🔥👀🤔🙄😏🤡📸📱💯😭🤷♂️🎭🎬
Q8: How to roast without hurting?
A: Guidelines:
- Know them well
- Keep it playful
- Balance with compliments
- Avoid sensitive topics
- Read their reactions
Conclusion: Comment Like a Pro
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Remember:
Best comment = Personal + Funny + Appropriate
Generic comment हर कोई कर सकता है। But एक memorable, funny comment जो inside joke या creative observation हो – वो real friendship showcase करता है।
Pro Tips:
- Be authentic – forced humor = cringe
- Know your friend – what makes them laugh?
- Timing matters – right comment at right time
- Balance – funny but not mean
- Creativity – unique > copy-paste
Comment में बताओ:
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